Things I Thought at the Kroger Today
This is all a hoax.
I am going to die.
How many break and bake cookie packages is too many?
How many break and bake cookie packages is not enough?
Is that person about to cough on me?
I really really need to cough right now.
I am sweating through my shirt: is it the corona or the panic?
Why is there an entire family in aisle 4?
Why are there only plain bagels available?
Why are people hoarding gallon-size Ziplocs?
Are four boxes of precooked bacon enough protein for the week?
How many nights can I pull off 7-can soup for dinner?
There is a fully-badged police officer where my hugging-obsessed bag boy Cliffy usually stands.
Has anyone touched any of this food already?
What do I do if I picked up this apple and don’t want it?
Why is it so hot in here?
I’m buying the name brand QTips on the end so I don’t have to go down the aisle with that family of NINE children to save a dollar on generic.
Why is the entire cast of Tiger King shopping in here this morning?
highly allergic to splendor 
Love that life doesn’t change all that much in a pandemic.❤️