I’m too six-y for my hat
Things I Did During Week 6 of Pretend Normal:
Wrote nine “appointments” on my calendar.
Meal planned into eternity.
Started “Schitts Creek” and “McMillion$” (which, by the way, either should be your easy go-to post-Tiger King).
Finished a fiction book.
Got takeout queso.
Ate a lot of grilled pimiento cheese sandwiches.
Made a haircut appointment for the near future.
Went to a live going-away party, zoom bday party, zoom high school reunion, and zoom college parent webinar.
Had second child declare college plans.
Found a brand new hand sanitizer bottle AND a full container of Lysol wipes AND twelve dirty glasses in the teen wing of the house
Ordered my mom a “Dolly for President” T-shirt.